whenever I create a text post
whenever I create a text post
Things that DON’T make you special or unique in anyway:
- Liking classic rock.
- Drinking tea.
- Watching classic movies.
- Reading.
- Taking “artistic” photos.
- Preferring old rockstars over guys your own age.
- Preferring skinny pale guys over muscular tan guys.
- Being shy, “awkward” or “socially anxious”.
- Not wanting to be feminine.
- Preferring to be indoors.
excuse me, jensen’s shoulders and hips and chest and abs and thighs and arms and face
we need to have a talk
#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
(Source: the-swedish-short-snout)
Can I just say that I love how West Collins is 2 years old and basically has his own fandom already
Like has any other toddler accomplished this ever
“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts
omg what if you opened someones blog and their background was your face
is that how celebrities feel?
(Source: rehabbed)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
ever.